Five bouts a night. Each opponent poses one challenge — “Name a Twin who wore a single-digit number.” One answer. One shot.
You walk in with 100 respect tokens. Before every answer, you set a wager. Hit and the wager pays out — miss and the Mint keeps it.
Obscurity pays. A famous answer pays ×0.5 your wager. A true deep cut pays ×3. Anyone can say Kirby. Cowards say Kirby.
The bouts get harder. The Beaver is a warm-up. HELPMEPLEASE is not.
Go broke and it’s over. The remaining opponents win by walkover, and the chat will know.
Survive all five and MORTUARY FUGNER offers you the main event: double or nothing on everything you’re holding. Bank it and walk, or be somebody.
Whatever you walk out with becomes your career respect — ranks climb from HELPMEPLEASE to The Most Respected Man in Minnesota. New card at midnight Central.